Essay Upon Wind, with Curious Anecdotes of Eminent Peuters

Purported to be written by noted British Parliamentarian Charles James Fox as a result of a wager, this important and engaging essay is a meditation on the classifications of farts, the properties of them, the ingredients to consume in which to reproduce them as well as fascinating anecdotes of the various applications of wind-breaking in modern society. Join me in experiencing this fierce polemic...this call to action! - Summary by Ben Tucker